Etiquette

Always be respectful and polite. I am accustomed to being treated with respect, and I make exception for no one. NEVER call me, ‘babe,’ ‘hun,’ or ‘sweetie.’ I am none of the above to you. If you’re not sure how to address me properly, just ask.

Never ask me to do my job without payment and tribute. It is disrespectful and will not be tolerated. I am a professional Goddess and I will be treated as such. Anything less than your total respect will lead to you being blocked and placed on the loser list.

Politely introduce yourself to me when you call. Do not babble or try to make small talk. Simply tell me your name, why you are calling, and where you found me. This is the correct way to get our conversation started on the right foot.

When you call, I will ask you for your credit card and personal information to verify ownership of the card, and verify your age. I will also ask you why you are calling, what interests and expectations you have, and when you expect to book a phone session. Therefore, please have this information ready before you call. I do not appreciate waiting.

Understand that I have an appointment protocol, which I will follow without fail every time you call. No one who calls receives special treatment or favor. You must respect and trust these steps have been put into place for a reason. So answer my questions and follow my instructions to the letter.

During the screening process, never ever ask me for a freebie, reduced rates or discounts. This is not only rude, but it’s cheap and simply distasteful. I give nothing away for free, my time is very valuable and you will pay for it or leave. So if you think you will be an exception to my rules, think again, because it will never happen.

Do not, under any circumstances, ever call me while you are jerking off. That is disgusting, rude, and will land you an immediate block and place on the loser list. Again there is NO exception to this rule.

If you initiate correspondence by contact form or email, be thorough, use good grammar and do not babble. On the phone I would ask you a series of questions, and this can still be done by e-mail, but the process will take longer.

Try to be as thorough as possible with your introduction. Tell me who you are, how you found me, and a bit about why you contacted me, and what you expect with a phone session. Make sure you include a time frame in which you want to make an appointment for a call.

Also include any questions, respectfully, that you may have about the screening process or what to expect with your first call. Do not however contact me multiple times with different questions. Think it through and check it twice before you send. Treat us and this opportunity the same as you would if you called, with respect and professionalism.

It is important to make a good first impression through the use of good grammar and spelling, both are very important. However, I understand that some clients may not speak English as a first language, so please note if this is the case, and I will make an exception.

If you send an e-mail that is vague, rude or simply says “Hello,” or contains profanities, porn or unwanted attachments, I will not respond. If you expect to be worthy of a response, you should behave accordingly. Otherwise, it’s just a waste of time, and I’m not responding to it.

Don’t be late for a scheduled appointment. My time, as I have mentioned, is precious. If you’re running late, have the courtesy to contact me prior to your appointment and let me know. Otherwise, your session may be cut short when you do call. And I reserve the right to charge you for the entire scheduled session.

Have the respect to contact me if you no longer want your appointment or if you just can’t make it. Stuck in a meeting, in traffic or other unforeseen event. I understand things happen, and sometimes its out of our control. However, contacting me as soon as possible to cancel or reschedule is vital to keeping your good status with me.

Failing to cancel, without a valid excuse or emergency, will result in me not setting up future appointments with you without a non-refundable deposit of my choosing. Continuing to make appointments and failing to cancel will land you on the loser list.

When cancelling an appointment, be mindful that I may have turned down other appointments to hold a specific time for you. With that said, I would not be opposed to receiving a gift from my wish list or a nice tribute to show how sorry you are for the trouble. It would go a long way in showing me your level of devotion to me.

If you call and I don’t answer, DO NOT keep calling over, and over and over. I might be in a session, with friends and family, or simply taking the day off. Leave me a message, be sure to include if you want to be called back, and when or an email where I can reach you once I am available. I will never call you back unless you have given an exclusive invitation to do so.

Once the session has begun, never ever argue with me, and do not beg me to make exceptions for anything. Boundary pushing and unsolicited begging is unacceptable on any level and will not be tolerated.

Do not beg me to cam with you or meet up with you. It is NOT going to happen under any circumstances, even if you claim to be George Clooney, I do not meet nor do I cam with clients ever. Period. Respect it or leave.

During the session, I will only give you a single warning for you to stop the shenanigans. No more, no less, and if you continue to ignore the rules and boundaries I have set, I will end the session immediately, and there will be NO refund. So do not try or test me. Don’t be that moron that’s left listening to a dial tone because he was too fucking stupid to follow simple rules.

After a session, you may show your appreciation. A thank you e-mail is always welcome, but do not go overboard. A simple note letting me know what part of the session you enjoyed most is sufficient. A tribute would be an even better way to show your appreciation of our session. However, make no mistake, making tribute or buying me a prezzie does not in any way obligate me to you. You must earn my time and respect.

For those looking for a more permanent submission to me, and for those seeking Blackmail, you may tribute and then fill out the slave application for consideration. Serious inquires only! I have a limited number of spots and no desire to waste my time weeding through half-assed applications. Only those worthy of my time and attention will receive acceptance.

In conclusion the bottom line is that it’s a great deal easier for me to find another Money Pig than it will be for you to find a Goddess like me. You need me way more than I need you. Remember that and we’ll get along just fine.