Worship Your Money Hungry Bitch

Let’s begin this new year right today by reminding you all that I am a Goddess. And, as many of you already know, when you’re in my presence, you’re supposed respect and worship my as the Goddess I am.

For those of you who are new or unaware, worship comes in many different shapes and forms. My favorite, of course, is tithing. If you want to worship at my feet, then you will need to bring a hefty monetary gift. *Laughs*

And just so we are clear, tithing is not optional. It is a bare-minimum requirement. For those of you unaware of what tithing means, Google it. I am not your teacher nor am I your mother. The bottom line is clear, if you hope to worship me in any other way, you will need to tribute me. If I deem your tribute sufficient… I may allow you to worship in other ways.

One of those ways, is body worship. After I’ve received a proper and almost always sizable tribute, I’m usually in the mood for a man to worship at my feet. Keep that in mind if you hope to be allowed down there to kiss my toes, or better yet, kiss my sweet ass.

And if you want to be allowed to kiss anything else? Well, it’s not likely to happen to be honest, but you’re more than welcome to try. The higher the tribute, the greater your chances increase, but I will remind you that no matter how much you give, your chances still will remain very, very low.

Now, you know the drill gentlemen. Pay your tribute here. And then go grab your phone, your wallet and get ready to pay to serve. I’m waiting. And remember, I don’t care for waiting so be quick.

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